School of Lover Boys

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Lesson 1: How to pick up chicks

When driving past good-looking, single women, honk your horn several times and make wolf calls.

Gets 'em every time.


Anonymous salam said...

lol Dave, you seem to have some pretty neat tricks up your sleeve, can't wait for the rest!

5/06/2007 12:44 PM  
Anonymous Shaden said...

lol so YOU taught them this one?

5/06/2007 3:52 PM  
Blogger amjad mahfouz said...

ur kidding right :s, only hookers would respond to such a call....

man u want to get hooked up to public places like the movies and dance clubs, the honeys are waiting for u there ;)
peace and thx for the share

5/06/2007 3:54 PM  
Anonymous Emily said...

Don't forget to rev your engine several times and peel out when the light turns green! Oh and posture- your seat must be nearly flat in the recline position, one arm only on the steering wheel. Don't get me started on the music/bass.
Tell me- why do lover boys think this will impress girls???

5/06/2007 4:14 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

Amjad, yeah, I'm kidding.

Ha, Shaden, I wouldn't be caught dead doing such a thing.

I only write about it because I actually witnessed such an act yesterday. It wasn't the first time, unfortunately.

5/06/2007 4:29 PM  
Blogger Dave said...


Sounds like you know the drill.

5/06/2007 5:22 PM  
Blogger kinzi said...

Yes, and the sliding the sunglasses down and hanging out the window to get a better look.

I made the mistake of taking my sons to Sweifiyyah today to look for a game at Aladdin. I told them it was a HUGE sacrifice for me to make, and after they witnessed how I was treated as a pedestrian with a string of kids in tow, told me I didn't have to do it again. :) Even they were disgusted.

5/06/2007 8:23 PM  
Anonymous Shaden said...

I know I was kidding :-D

The honking gets on my nerves, it's so annoying and disrespectful.

5/07/2007 12:18 AM  
Blogger Firas said...

You deserve a Jordanian citizenship

5/07/2007 8:52 AM  
Blogger Rambling Hal said...

Hehehehehe, that poor Amjad guy cracked me up. Dave, thank you for clarifying to him that you were, in fact, kidding. Oh man.

5/09/2007 12:24 AM  
Anonymous texmez said...

One pick up line I saw recently in a Jordanian blog was the man had his "prince's license", which allows him to go around kissing the ladies. I thought, "Get your 'politician's license' and you can kiss babies while stealing their lollipops."

If you want to add to the list of ways to "impress the ladies", I suggest such classics as:

1. The strip lights mounted underneath the car so you can see the rocks you're running over before they kick up and smash the lights out.

2. The low rider style - including the stolen hydraulics from cheap hotel beds.

3. The rear plate holder that's shaped like a tow truck chain. It makes hope spring eternal for the matching unique horn tune, usually of a bad Mexican melody.

4. My personal favorite that makes a man irresitable: the naked lady mudflaps on his "pimped out ride".

5. I don't know if these are popular in Jordan yet, but the decals of the little bratty kid peeing on (you fill in the blank).

6. Any sexually suggestive bumper sticker, or the ones that tell you to call 1-800-EAT-bleep. I really dig men who aren't afraid to show their love of fine artistic material.

7/04/2007 3:05 AM  

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