World’s Worst Pick-Up Lines

• I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?


• I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.


• Girl, you smell like Doritos. That’s why I’m giving you this hungry stare.


• I bet you’re magically delicious like a bowl of Lucky Charms.


• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?


• Baby, you should stop, drop and roll because you’re on fire.


• Perhaps you’ve seen my picture? It’s in the dictionary under ‘stud’.


• My lips are registered weapons and I’d hate to hurt you.


• How’d you get through security ‘cause baby, you’re the bomb.

And last but certainly not least…

• Girl, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!