Tuesday, October 31, 20065 comments
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
- Girl, you smell like Doritos. That’s why I’m giving you this hungry stare.
- I bet you’re magically delicious like a bowl of Lucky Charms.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Baby, you should stop, drop and roll because you’re on fire.
- Perhaps you’ve seen my picture? It’s in the dictionary under ‘stud’.
- My lips are registered weapons and I’d hate to hurt you.
- How’d you get through security ‘cause baby, you’re the bomb.
And last but certainly not least…
- Girl, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!